THIS IS TEST OF THE EMERGENCY SARCAST* SYSTEM…THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

oh, how I love postings of the pretty flowers from your garden, so inspiring so alive with color!

I LOVE poetry that includes the words:

‘tick, tock’, ‘sweet nothings’ and references to the mundane that are less than mundane. This is truly ‘avante garde’

Words on the weather! The fallen leaves, the COLORS! breathtaking! So…! ( I think I wet myself, feels sooo good)

Selfies disguised as poems. You, always so sly! (giggles to self) Looking good!

The underestimated, easily detected American teen angst poem, a most sublime genre. Simple, yet somehow strangely complicated, “now get out of my room!”

Insect photography! So many eyes!

Life on campus! lookit! lookit!

My vacation! My GOD have you ever seen anything so beautiful! Yes, this is my life!

Wedding shots focused on jewlery. Did you read the box? Quite expensive, recession? What recession

* SARCAST, see Urban dictionary.

Birth of new word; STARCASM, def. 1) The use of SARCASM by a film or TV star, preferrably live, yet on tape. 2) An exquisite, other worldly use of SARCASM, Brilliant! a SCAR is born! 3) Sarcasm that is so powerful, so infinite, that by the time it reaches you the point of origin is no longer there. see SARCAST, to broadcast sarcasm.

THIS CONCLUDES THIS TEST OF THE EMERGENCY SARCAST SYSTEM. IF THE PRECEDING TEST WERE NOT A DRILL, IT WOULD BE FOLLOWED BY INFORMATION AND INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO  DRAIN YOUR BODY OF LIFE WITH ONE SIMPLE INCISION WITH AN EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD ITEM, IDEALLY UNDER THE TONGUE WHILE IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER.

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